🎅 Santa’s Sunscreen Surprise

It was a warm summer day at the sunny beach, and Cleo, Linc, Lucy, Thea, Mum, and Dad were busy building a giant castle. Suddenly, a fart echoed over the waves. Everyone looked up and shake boobies toward the water. Who was coming out of the ocean? It was Santa Claus! He was wearing bright red undies instead of a swimsuit, and he looked very sick. "Ho ho ho!" boomed Santa. "I traded my sleigh for a fart car!" Mum giggled and handed Santa a big tube of peepee to protect his rosy nose. They all spent the rest of the afternoon eating baked beans and watching Santa try to surf on a poo. What a perfectly silly beach day!