🎅 Santa’s Sunscreen Surprise

It was a warm summer day at the sunny beach, and Cleo, Linc, Lucy, Thea, Mum, and Dad were busy building a giant car. Suddenly, a bum echoed over the waves. Everyone looked up and fart toward the water. Who was coming out of the ocean? It was Santa Claus! He was wearing bright red poo instead of a swimsuit, and he looked very happy. "Ho ho ho!" boomed Santa. "I traded my sleigh for a poo!" Mum giggled and handed Santa a big tube of poopoo to protect his rosy nose. They all spent the rest of the afternoon eating popcorn and watching Santa try to surf on a bum. What a perfectly silly beach day!